Listen Up, Ye Drift Swine!

This is yer captain speakin'. Now you'd better listen good, on account of the fact that I ain't tellin ye twice! There are some rules on board ya gotta follow, even if this IS a pirate ship, I want ORDER!

-Don't be startin' any trouble fer me crew. Yer a rowdy bunch, tis true, but I 'spect ya to be a respectin one as well!
-Stay true to the ship-and carry yer weight. No slackin'. We expect ya to be here!
-A man is not ranked by the gold in his pocket, but by the amount of prosthetics on his body.
-Above all, have fun! Tis a place for merriment and cumraderie!